Things got weird before we even reached our
next destination. Somewhere between Fiji and New Zealand we crossed the International Date Line. This
effectively meant that we lost a day of our lives. I can't actually remember
the date but it was somewhere around the end of October 1992. My diary for that
day read: today did not happen. Of course I knew about the concept of the date
line but experiencing it for myself was an entirely different prospect.
Our trip to New
Zealand
was only ever going to be a short one. Just a two week peek at the North Island to get a taste of what the country was all about. I
knew for a fact that I would return as soon as I had finished my year in Australia. Ian had similar plans, but as things were to pan out
he left Australia far earlier than he expected and therefore he never
ended up returning. There's a lesson to be learnt there people. Do stuff while
you have the chance. Carpe Diem and all that.
During my stay on Crane Lake Camp I'd made friends with some of the camp
counsellors whose job it was to look after the kids. Basically these were the
ones that were working around the clock while us kitchen staff drank our way
through the summer. The counsellors were mainly from America but there were also a few from different parts of the
English speaking world. One of the counsellors was Glenn from Auckland, New
Zealand.
We hadn't actually spoken much on the camp but one drunken night I had told him
of my plans to go to New Zealand when the camp was over. Quick as a flash, Glenn had
given me the address of his parent’s house and insisted that I must give them a
ring as soon as I got there. Looking back on this I am not too sure how much of
it was the alcohol talking, but the offer was out there and we were travellers
trying to live as cheap an existence as we possibly could. We were not going to
look this gift horse in the mouth.
From the airport we caught a bus to the city centre and booked in at the Queens
Street Backpackers. The hostel was bang in the thriving heart of Auckland and made exploration of the city really easy. I was
immediately struck by how cold the city was. This being the end of October it
was Spring in New Zealand therefore it probably wasn't that bad but we'd been
in hot places since the beginning of June and it seemed freezing to us. The
fact that the hostel had not yet started to use their central heating
accentuated our acclimatisation problem. Within a day we were on the phone to
Glenn's mum.
The conversation went as follows:
Me: Hi there, not sure if you know about us but my name's Andy and my
friend is Ian and we know your son Glenn. We met him on the camp in America. We've just arrived in Auckland and he said that we should ring you.
Glenn's mum: Do you want to speak to him dear he's right here next
to me?
This clearly wasn't in the script. Glenn was supposed to still be travelling.
He must have come back early. It was indeed a stroke of luck and removed some of the
awkwardness from the situation. I spoke to Glenn and he was only too pleased to
help us out. He sounded a little surprised to hear from us but his offer still
stood
The following day Glenn's mum drove down to Queen Street to pick us up and so began her wonderful generosity.
Ian and I were to spend the best part of a week at Glenn's house which was up
in the hilly suburbs in a place called Massey. The few times that we were to go
into the city on our own we could only navigate our way back to the house
because there was an enormous radio mast with a red light shining at the top of
it right next to the house. If it wasn't for this mast I would have probably
still been lost now.
During the day time his mum would drive us around in her
car and give us a running commentary on many of Auckland's sights. She also told us some of the history of the
Maori conflicts with the British and how the Maoris had traded land for guns
and citizenship. His mum always seemed to get quite agitated when she spoke
about the Maoris though so I tried to steer her away from any political
conversation. This suited me fine because politics bores the shit out of me. As
far as I was concerned the Maoris were there first and therefore it was theirs
- end of discussion. I don't understand all this Captain Cook discovered this,
Abel Tasman discovered that lark, if there were people already there than how
can they have discovered it? It seems like a ridiculous argument to me.
In the evenings we sat and talked to the family who were only too happy to hear
our travel tales. His dad Peter was a keen traveller and shared his experiences
of his travels through China and Tibet. They'd make a barbie and we would be fed the most
wonderful food and plied with alcohol. This was a giant stroke of luck for two
travellers that had spent so many nights sleeping rough. The only downside of
my time there was the fact that I had a major allergy to something in my
bedroom and I spent the nights sneezing, rubbing my eyes and generally feeling
like shit. As soon as his mum heard about my allergy she jumped into action to
help find me a solution. The only tablets that she could find however were over
three years old. Of course I took them anyway and I was treated to something
quite magical. The out of date tablets made me as high as a kite. At that point
in my life I hadn't yet discovered the drug ecstasy, but when I did a few years
later I recognised the effects as the feelings that I had experienced on the
out of date antihistamine tablets that Glenn's mum found for me. She gave me
ten in total which I used sparingly over the next 18 months of travel.
As much as we would have liked to stay at the house and chill we both knew that
we should see some more of the North Island of New Zealand before we flew to Australia. Glenn's mum suggested that we head up North first to
the Bay of Islands. With its amazing beaches and marked increase in temperature this made
a refreshing change from Auckland
although we had spent so much time in Auckland that we didn't really have time to experience the
area to the full. We managed a quick look around Paiha and then we darted off
to Waitangi to see where the most historic of New Zealand's treaties was signed.
The treaty of Waitangi is considered to be
the founding document of New Zealand as a nation and was signed on the 6th of
February 1840 by representatives of the British crown and various Maori chiefs
(although lots refused to sign it.) Naturally the Brits shafted the Maoris on
the treaty with the British version of the treaty not being identical to the
Maori version. This has been a contentious issue ever since and led to various
land wars which took place between 1845 and 1872. On February 6th every year
(Waitangi day) the prime minister and officials of the crown go to the original
meeting house to honour the treaty. They are generally pelted with eggs.
The rest of our day was spent immersing ourselves in the Maori culture and
generally feeling ashamed to be British. I don't recall where we stayed in the Bay of Islands nor do I recall how we got to our next destination of
Rotorua. But somehow we got there. Mind you Rotorua is not a hard place to find,
being famed for it's geothermal activity you can literally smell the place a
mile off. The city is also known as Sulphur city, because of all the hydrogen sulphur emissions
which ensure that the city smells like rotten eggs.
For pragmatic reasons we hired bikes in Rotorua, there was a lot to see in a
short period of time. The bikes suited us fine although as ever when I ride a
bike I realised that I had far more enthusiasm going down the hills than I had
going back up them. As I toiled up each hill I vowed that I should aim to gain
a greater level of fitness in the future, only to forget my promise as soon as
I went back down the other side. We rode all over the place checking out
geysers, bubbling hot mud pools and geothermal springs, whilst all the time
trying to hold our breaths. By the time we left the next day I was more than a
little happy to leave the place. My lungs could take no more.
We'd met a Norwegian guy (can't remember his name) in Rotorua and the three of
us decided that we would hitch hike to our next destination of Waitomo. We
estimated that this was around a two hour drive away so hitching shouldn't be
too difficult. New Zealand was famed for its safety and was somewhat of a hitch
hiker’s paradise. And what better way to do it than make a race out of it. The
fastest person to hitch to Waitomo would be the winner. We arranged a finish
point at the youth hostel there and the race was on.
I'd only been stood on the side of the road for 10 minutes when a big old car
came screeching to a halt next to me. The warning signs were there from the
start. The car was some kind of monster like something from The Dukes of Hazard
and the manner that it as being driven was not too dissimilar from the Dukes of
Hazard either (if you don't know this show please take some time to Google it.)
The occupants of the car could only be described as hill billies. Four guys who
looked like they had one brain cell between them and would not be out of place
in the deep south of America hunting gators. The back door was flung open and I
got in.
"Where you going bud?", the chief hilly billy and driver asked me, to
which I replied "Waitomo". At least that's what I tried to reply but
my voice was shaking so badly that I am surprised they understood me at all. As
the car shot off with the wheels spinning I wasn't altogether sure if they had
or not. I was now at their disposal and I was beginning to fear the worst. My
fears were certainly not allayed by their drinking habits. Each one of them had
a large bottle of beer in their hand including the driver. Their conversation
was non-existent, so god only knows which one of them made the decision to
drive off road and along a dirt track which appeared to be heading for a small
wood. By now I feared for my life. I was going to get murdered for sure. They
would drive me into the forest, where they would all have their way with me and
then dispose of me never to be seen again. I was so convinced of this scenario
that in my head I was willing them to kill me quickly, the words "please
don't rape me" were forming somewhere in the back of my throat but
not actually exiting my mouth. This was going to be an end of some description
for sure, if not the end of my life the ending of my anal virginity.
All of a sudden a farm house appeared prompting the car to come to a stop. The
two guys in the front seat jumped out while the two in the back stayed in the
car with me. I was sure that they were keeping guard while the other two went
inside to bring a torture device. In my head I was planning my escape. Imagine
my relief when they returned with a crate of beer and thrust a beer into
everybody's hand, including my own. Once again the car revved up and screeched
off down the dirt track and back to the main road from where we had just come.
I'd lived to tell the tale.
The guys dropped me off in Waitomo. I wasn't fully convinced that this was
their intended destination or they just didn't have any better ideas of how to
spend their time. The area was so deeply rural that there didn't seem to be
many better time killing options. One thing was for sure though; the guys had
driven there at such high speed that I was convinced that I had won the race.
Imagine my disappointment when we turned the corner and Ian was already there.
His lift turned out to be equally as interesting as my own. The guy was a pilot
and had offered Ian a flight in his plane, talk about cheating. Our trilogy of
exciting lifts was completed when the Norwegian guy turned up around half an
hour later. We saw the ice cream van come around the corner but never in our
wildest dreams did we expect him to be in it. He'd spent the last 40 minutes of
his trip in the back of the van helping the guy to sell his ice creams.
It was only early afternoon when we booked in at the hostel but a party was
just about to begin. As a veteran of the hostel scene I can tell you that some
hostels are like that, every day is a party. I liked this hostel a lot, the
rooms were clean, the atmosphere convivial and it had a pet lamb. I know that it
sounds kind of clichéd this being New Zealand and all but it doesn’t get cooler than having a pet
lamb. As we all danced the afternoon and the night away the lamb wandered in
and out of the hostel at its leisure mingling with us.
What better way to shake off your hangovers than to immerse yourself in
freezing cold water way beneath the surface of the earth. So this is exactly
what we did. By 8 o'clock the next
morning Ian and I were kitted out in wet suits and miners lamps and we were
being lowered into the earth's core. This is what the Kiwi's call black water
rafting. Basically you are given a large rubber inner tube which should stay
with you at all times and then you drop through a hole in to underground caves
which are very wet, dark and cold. A group of six of us were then lead through
a subterranean landscape whilst we tried to stay close together and not get
lost. Thankfully we had powerful head lamps which helped to illuminate the way
as we clambered over rocky outcrops and floated on our tubes down the river.
The highlight was something that the guide referred to as the leap of faith.
This involved jumping around 15 feet in total pitch dark (lights off) from an
elevated rock into a dark cold pool. Our trust was in our leaders hands. Great
way to kill somebody if you're that way inclined. When we eventually popped out
into daylight about a mile downstream I must admit that I was quite
disappointed. I was just getting used to my new environment. It all felt very
Tom Sawyer down there.
From Waitomo it was back up to Auckland and our little journey was over. New Zealand had been good to me, I liked it a lot. I also liked
the fact that I would be returning there within the year. It made my departure
so much more bearable. One thing that struck me about New Zealand was its striking resemblance to the UK. I had flown just about as far away from my homeland
as I could possibly get and yet it was so unbelievably similar in every way.
The Britain of yesteryear though not the one of the present
(1992). A place that was as safe as it was green, a place where people spoke to
you without wanting something from you and a place where you could leave your
doors open at night without the fear of burglary, rape or murder. Needless to
say I looked forward to New Zealand part two immensely.
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